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A Bacchanal of the bad rich. Dark, debauched, comedy. NOT for the squeamish. 😂
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Let Me Kill You With Darwinism... 😂
If Not A Virus, You Can Be Done In With Dumb... Just like Matthew Rhys & Me! Plus, the best book I totally missed out on. So decadent. So brutal!
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Mother Nature Literally Grounds Burning Man 😂
Well, more like 'burning smelly teenage boy' if we're being honest. Is it possible to stroke out from pure, unadulterated irony?
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Mother Nature Literally Grounds Burning Man 😂
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Let Me Kill You With Darwinism... 😂
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An Ode to Jane Birkin: Our Lady of Exquisite Handbags, La Piscine, and So Much More... 👜
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Somebody must have fed Larry David after midnight... 😂
It's like a Gremlin thing... because I feel better!
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On the Politics of Precarity
Wow. Someone thinks they're Beyonce. Teodora comes for the Tech Bros & Politicos 😂
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Cadaver Ken Clearly Does Not Understand the Assignment... 😂
I'm 45, a Billionaire, and Already Looking and Living Like a Waxy-ass Corpse!
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Need a Swede? 😂
Yes, Ring a Random Swede is ACTUALLY a thing you can do! 🇸🇪 🐺🍻
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Welcome to the Vulnerability Gym... 😂
Let's bone this turkey: on hair trauma, quantum entanglements & crazy-spendy emotional support slankets.
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Have No Fear, Jack Smith! Teodora is on the Case! Magic Protection Spells & All 😂
Plus, the Doofus List Takes a Cosmic Turn!
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Me, Visiting My Family 😂
Plus, the Insatiable Allure of Cast-Out-Capitalism. Hark, a Dickhead in Distress!
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