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She's feral on purpose. How to set your whole life on fire without even really trying! 😂
Pinky swear you can keep a secret?
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
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Oh, right Universe... You think I don't see you?
Ok, now you and the algorithm are just being performative.😂
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Welcome to Love Actually Season! 😂 ❤️
It's a movie, it's a mantra, but above all... it's a much-needed moment.
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Harriet the Spy is all of us. 😂
In which I plot against mad birds, tech bros, and tell a big, benevolent whopper...
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"She’s Feral On Purpose." 😂
In which I set the Patriarchy's dick on fire, tell Janet Yellen she's a Chaos Muppet & stan an epic Trad Wife... All while Jeffrey Epstein wanders into…
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Breakup Pie! Two parts incoherent rage, one part artisanal spite & the darkest chocolate 😂
Plus, a SECRET ingredient in the crust that makes it extra flakey—just like HE WAS!
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Thursday Threads: A Very GenX Strand! Schoolhouse Rock... What was your favorite?
It taught us everything from civics to grammar (adverbs, hello?) to math to the planets & ran 7+ seasons. If you grew up with Saturday morning cartoons…
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Thursday Threads: Mischief as superpower! What benevolent prank would you play?
Pretend you're Harriet the Spy or Amelie or a Rockefeller... What secret, good deed would you do or prank would you pull, if resources weren't an issue?
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Next Up: This is Going to Be Hard for You
A Bacchanal of the bad rich. Dark, debauched, comedy. NOT for the squeamish. 😂
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Thursday Threads: What makes you feel alive?
Find out as Carissa Potter, Host of "Bad at Keeping Secrets" explores with author Catherine Price... How to feel alive again.
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Sometimes you have to don the catsuit and remind people who they’re dealing with... 🐈‍⬛
“You look like a big pickleball guy,” I said. We were not off to a good start. 😂
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Let Me Kill You With Darwinism... 😂
If Not A Virus, You Can Be Done In With Dumb... Just like Matthew Rhys & Me! Plus, the best book I totally missed out on. So decadent. So brutal!
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gotham girl is a reader-supported newsletter for inquisitive readers from bestselling author Alisa Kennedy Jones. "One of America’s funniest, most singular voices on Substack" — The New York Times
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