Emily in Paris Meets the Multiverse...

And the book by Myra Strober & Abby Davisson that could've changed EVERYTHING

Hello, Lovelies,

How the hell are you?

Okay, HOW do you get to season 3 as a character on a show like Emily in Paris and NOT know what a kir royale is? I mean, I know the show is a wonderfully fashion-enabled lobotomy, but hello??? They practically splatter you with them as you deplane from Air France.

But don’t worry, we’re not returning to my ur-text on…