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Have No Fear, Jack Smith! Teodora is on the Case! Magic Protection Spells & All 😂

Have No Fear, Jack Smith! Teodora is on the Case! Magic Protection Spells & All 😂

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Aug 07, 2023
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Have No Fear, Jack Smith! Teodora is on the Case! Magic Protection Spells & All 😂
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Hello, Lovelies, How the hell are you?

Yup, that’s live footage of our nanny, Teodora, surveilling TFG (or Yambo as she’s taken to calling him). She’s extremely concerned for the safety and well-being of Jack Smith. She’s 4’11 and she’s all but ready to cast a Jack Smith special protection spell by killing a chicken in the yard. I told her she cannot use…

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