Imagine being the person who has to explain "Pegging" to the Queen?

Now there’s a gig even I’d pass on.

Hi there, Lovelies, How the hell are you?

Can you believe the vibe shift since our last dispatch? So much grief and idiocy. I owe you many posts and jokes. Alas, here’s a collage of my current life, courtesy of Austin Kleon, since I am incapable of showing my work.