I've Been Meaning to Tell You...

About The Empress, All the Projects, and Sandwich Epiphanies 🍄 👑 📚 🎥 🥪 ✨

Hello, Lovelies, How the hell are you?

Have you all been watching The Last of Us? I can't believe they made an entire zombie show about mushrooms.

Never have I been so distracted by sentient porcini.

I want to sauté the whole show and make… sauce.

It’s only the good outcome I can see at this point... for any of them.

I have been meaning to tell you... In th…