Thursday Threads: What juicy conspiracy theory do you just WISH were true?
Spooky season is well upon us and lately, the truth is stranger than the strangest fiction. So fess up, you know there's at least one conspiracy you wish were the real deal!
So, here’s a fun Thursday Thread. You could take it in almost any direction… From Trump’s pee-pee tape to Elvis never dying to Area 51 being home to loads of aliens to the CIA having a hand in JFK's assassination to Princess Diana being offed by the Crown to doubts about Epstein’s demise to what’s actually buried in Ivana’s poorly tended grave. So, with that said…
What juicy conspiracy theory do you just WISH were true? What would be the smoking gun? The damning detail tying it all together?
Though I lean heavily toward wanting to gross out all of America so much…
so that they can’t even cringe-vote for Tr*mp because they’re all incessantly hurling their guts out in the polling station parking lots to a state of utter incapacity… as I genuinely fear the harm he will do to the future of humanity with his unyielding malignant narcissism and stupidity, there’s a far weirder conspiracy that somehow people actually believe, and if it were true, would make the ultimate episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
The royal family has seen many — I repeat many — conspiracy theories over the years. But, none quite compare to the idea of who (or, what) King Charles really is. Some speculate the King is a vampire — yes, ladies and gentlemen, a vampire.
Yes, I hear you, it’s Teodora’s favorite too!
In 2011, then-Prince Charles promoted a television show inspired by his fascination and interest in Romania’s Transylvania. He revealed his relation to the 15th-century Romanian prince, Vlad the Impaler, who was the inspiration behind Bram Stoker’s 1897 story of “Dracula.” Charming. Who’s a tough guy now?
Prince Charles used his blood connection to Vlad the Impaler to promote his interests in the future of the country and focus on the conservation of its forests. He even owns multiple holiday homes in Transylvania. Sign me up for that trip! 😂
For a silly dive into this topic, have a listen to the unusually perky Unofficial Story. They don’t actually get to Charles until about 11 minutes in…
We’re so hoping she beat up Dwayne.
Sadly, there are much less silly, more terrifying conspiracies that are turning out to be true, but here’s to hoping the above distracts for a brief moment. Maybe you have a banana-sandwich one that will help to solve the world’s woes. Let us know in the threads. Now would be the time to share, lovelies.
🤍🤍🤍 - xoxo - gotham girl