Welcome to Day One of Ruth Langmore Assertiveness Training...

On Darren Star's Missed Opportunities, West Elm Caleb, and Coffee Psychology Here in the Woods

Hello, Lovelies, How the hell are you?

Can you believe this freakin’ week? To lose Louie Anderson, Bob Saget, Thich Nhat Hanh, and Meat Loaf (sweaty, leather-clad Kool-Aid man that he was) all in one fell swoop? And Tonga! I’m not sure any of us had “earth farts on camera” on our apocalyptic bingo cards.

(*Channels best Ruth Langmore voice) I mean, what t…