You Hurt My Feelings 😂

That's right, Nicole Holofcener’s latest cinematic masterpiece IS my biopic, plus a sudden burst of paternal pride!

Hello, Lovelies, How the hell are you?

Yes, that’s actual LIVE footage of me in the theater. And yes, I wore those glasses so that I could look like a righteous serial killer. And yes, You Hurt My Feelings is, in fact, based on my life, and I've been slumping around New York City like a wounded Julia Louis-Dreyfus ever since.

Now, if you don't know the fi…