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Aug 28Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Ooooh...and the goss continues. Still catching up. This is the part I missed. LOL. "I tired Daniel Craig". LOL I'm perfectly stunned that he looked like this over a month ago. Where the hell did you find these pics? That can't be his real hair. His hair is gray and it's short! It has to be a wig.

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Aug 29ยทedited Aug 29Author

The pics are from the fall Loewe campaign in London and I'm pretty sure it's a wig!

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Jul 31Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

I donโ€™t know how I missed this, but I feel so flattered!! Pleasure, definitely here for pleasure!

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Well, you have had a busy few weeks, but I meant every word! I needed your picks!

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Jul 23Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

That wax-curled mustache stayed nice and tight all week wondering what type of pleasure you had in store. Me too!

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All will be revealed in good time! (well not *all*... This is a PG-13-rated stack for the most part ๐Ÿ˜‚.)

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Jul 22Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

I love a good romance story. I also love a good cliffhanger. But even more, I love references to The Thin Man. Iโ€™m eagerly waiting to see if he brought Asta to the airport.

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Haha... thanks for the kind words! All will be revealed very soon :)

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Jul 22Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Oh this was just what I needed to read right now - and cannot wait until next week! XO

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Oh, that means so so much to me... you can't even know :) Thanks for being a part of our merry band! More soon! xo

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Trump nearly gets killed, and Biden gets stabbed in the back by the people who purportedly "supported" him. I will never understand American politics.

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And now it's #Kamala2024... I foresee golden opportunities for SNL cold opens, and then all armageddon regardless of who wins. Fine, yes... Iโ€™m a high functioning apocalyptic.๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why do you assume Harris will get the nomination- did Nostradamus tell you?

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Haha. Oh, I don't necessarily... I caught the hashtag surging earlier today. Still, black women have saved democracy before in other contexts. We'll see what the convention brings. :)

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Jul 21Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

โ€œThen, that annoying little self-help voice from my youth intones, โ€œMaybe right now, youโ€™re alone in this airport because whatever you need to learn about yourself can only be learned in solitude?โ€

Gaaaaaaggghgโ€ฆ To have well-adjusted, crunchy parents just sucks ass.โ€

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Omg I related to this too much.

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IKR??? The other day I said to my dad... "I think so & so is mad at me," and he went right into this well-adjusted therapy-speak, which caused me to then MORPH right there into Elaine from Seinfeld... it's a vicious psycle ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jul 22Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Elaine is the best answer to all over-psychoanalyzed situations.

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Jul 21Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Ooh la la. Jumping on a plane to Spain to visit a man you were hot for in your early 20โ€™s and havenโ€™t seen in 30 years??!! Yes to more of that please! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Can hardly wait for next week!! โค๏ธ

Also looking forward to listening to the radio show. Xo

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The radio show is such a gem... and... yes, it was a massive leap across a very big mound of dirt and a huge, sharky pond, but you know, I have so much fun writing comedy about my life. I'm so glad you got a kick out of it. Put me down for more. xo โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jul 21Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

LOVE me a good romantic cliffhanger! Waiting with curled toes for the next installment ;)

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Our lives are full of so many cliffhangers these days... I vote for sillier ones. More to come! xo-A

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This is one of your best I think. For me it gave me a riveting rollicking midlife romance cliff hanger, a list of things I need, I love those pages in town and country with all the amazing things one needs for travel to ...Spain in this instance. And the Doofus alerts,the rip Brenda and that audio story with two of the best actors in the game!!! Iโ€™m in heaven. Now....ms.Jones....how did the vaca go and did you come back?

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Oh my goodness, Kim... well, first... All will be revealed in the coming weeks, but wow... thank you for the kind words ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm so honored! You've given me some much-needed encouragement right when I was wilting in the summer scorch. Am so looking the next interview on Women's Survival Guide! xo

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I love your work! A bright spot in a lot of sooty baloney out there...

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for some reason it pisses me off that "gotham" should get so much credit for for a girl like you

this reads easy and seductive with promise of resolution better than any white house cliff hanger

hmmm got 2 things now to look forward to this week ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ

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Oh, thanks ever so for the kind words. Gotham is the place that taught me how to write. I don't think I'd be me without having had those crazy experiences. And yes, all will be revealed in the weeks to come... though I DOUBT it will match the Whitehouse. I foresee many new SNL cold opens this season. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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maya rudolph aleady in the gym !!! ๐Ÿคฃ

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