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Apr 25Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

"If my Tech Bros landlords only knew how much history they had on their hands, they would want to protect and preserve it until the end of time." Or, y'know, jack up the rent. Shhh... just don't tell them. LOL Like you, I've never watched those dating shows. The only reality shows I watched were "So You Think You Can Dance" and "World of Dance" (notice I didn't mention "Dancing with the Stars". That was just lame). When I heard they were doing a Golden Bachelor, I just rolled my eyes. The younger ones can barely stay married so how was THIS show going to be any different? Turns out, it wasn't. LOL It was like the quickest divorce ever, right? I don't remember the deets.

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It's was like lightning bolt divorce--BOOM! You're single again!

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Apr 25Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

O_O BWAHA!! Really? How long were they married?

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3 months, but I think it was even less time actually together.

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Apr 26Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Wow. See? I'm always amazed when you hear that couples from those shows are still together. When it falls apart I know it's because they got to know the person without all the cameras around and realized it as a no-go.

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Apr 24Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

I didnt watch the Golden Bachelor either but I totally agree with everything you said. Also, the picture alone of that monstrosity of a cruise ship makes my heart start beating super fast. Nightmares of COVID and norovirus floating through the air...

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Apr 15Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Never watched a single episode of the GB, but I saw an interview with him and my gut was like SHADYYYY and now here we are. Larry get son my nerves after about 2 episodes but I'd be lying if I said I didn't see a bit of moi in some of his peeves. For your tunnel of writing, I just discovered the goddamn best tasting "protein" bar ever: https://www.amazon.com/NuGo-Dark-Mint-Chocolate-1-76-Ounce/dp/B003MP17G6/ref=asc_df_B003MP17G6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=242089033130&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14631232242649236941&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9033340&hvtargid=pla-494213861186&psc=1&mcid=324afcf072673bd5a0aa18163476d48f&gclid=CjwKCAjwoPOwBhAeEiwAJuXRh7sypQuBIoXkArCzV_3-ByXmO0BAHvxbdWL4ERhwilsIvX9XJrGbABoCEZ0QAvD_BwE

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YES! Thank you!!!

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Apr 15Liked by Alisa Kennedy Jones

Funny you mention Larry David my separated at birth twin. I have been accused/praised for being his female twin. As for the Golden/Rusted bachelor ;yuk. If I was 105 I would not have dated him. Or if he were the last living man on earth I would dig up a dead guy. Why would ABC think he was the golden hunk when Mel Brooks is still alive?!

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And I would HELP you dig up that dead guy! The Rusted bachelor, bahahaha... I'd take dinner out with Mel ANY night over that chucklehead. Give me a reuben sammy and Mel on the side and I'm set!

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