The Conversation Stopper. Able to summon the perfect comment to kill any lively conversation. Obscure wordplay and bizarre hypothetical scenarios are among my weapons.
The Wallflower. Very unassuming, very nothing-to-see-here-move-along, very hide-behind-someone-else, just listening and absorbing all your secrets. Until I physically unleashed your secrets back onto you. #It'salwaysthequietones
YES! We LOVE (and in my case miss) the Super Moms. Able to make all the best sandwiches with the crusts cut *just so*! Hoping your sister is OK in LA? Sending all 💪 & ❤️!!!
I'd like to introduce you to my alter-ego, Irony Man. Like Iron Man, I possess no supernatural abilities. Unlike Iron Man, I'm neither a billionaire, a technological genius, nor a good fighter. But I will stop a villain in his tracks with a sarcastic comment.
Hahaha... can you imagine all of us at a party??? David sauntering around imploding conversations, Gail vaporizing right as the old geezers come running, you stopping a Broligarch in his tracks with a Succesion-esque zinger--while I correct his sputtering split infinitives??? Meanwhile, Perlmutter scripts the play-by-play as Kimberly films the action, and Career Mom codes a new video game where we're all RPG characters... that's WAY more fun than four more years of the Cheeto :)
The Code Mom. Can code a complex algorithm while simultaneously changing a diaper, answering work emails, and negotiating a playdate. She is wearing a power suit that's somehow both stylish and incredibly functional. Think: a sleek, form-fitting jumpsuit with glowing fiber optic threads that double as a makeshift baby carrier. LOL!
Oh my gosh, I stand in awe! I remember negotiating the playdates to be the hardest part of having little kids. I was only wrangling creatives at work--to be wrangling complex algorithms would have surely made my head explode! Do the glowing fiber optic threads that double as a baby carrier also charge your phone or laptop? Because I would think that would be a nifty feature as well!
I am already Vapor Woman happily invisible in a universe where even old slumped over men with low hanging balls want to have sex. Thankfully they can't see me!
Oh, I LOVE that for you! And you were totally that person for me when I had my seizure in my living room in SF--the calm in the eye of a very big electrical storm :)
The Conversation Stopper. Able to summon the perfect comment to kill any lively conversation. Obscure wordplay and bizarre hypothetical scenarios are among my weapons.
Yes! 😂 I can SO SEE the costume for that!!! Man, I just guffawed so loudly--I think our new neighbors heard me! 😂
I merely serve as the acquaintance and scribe to many superheroes who tell me their stories, and then I tell them to the world.
You do the Universe's work, my friend, and for that, we owe you much respect and honor!!! 😂👏🙏
Thank you- you are very kind.
The Wallflower. Very unassuming, very nothing-to-see-here-move-along, very hide-behind-someone-else, just listening and absorbing all your secrets. Until I physically unleashed your secrets back onto you. #It'salwaysthequietones
Lol, your superpower is "Secret jiu-jitsu!!!" 😂 Love it!
You ARE that super hero. 🥰👏
I’m a retired Super Mom. Still recovering.
YES! We LOVE (and in my case miss) the Super Moms. Able to make all the best sandwiches with the crusts cut *just so*! Hoping your sister is OK in LA? Sending all 💪 & ❤️!!!
They just evacuated. Sigh.
Oh, I hope they're safe. I know she's already been through so much. 💔
I'd like to introduce you to my alter-ego, Irony Man. Like Iron Man, I possess no supernatural abilities. Unlike Iron Man, I'm neither a billionaire, a technological genius, nor a good fighter. But I will stop a villain in his tracks with a sarcastic comment.
Hahaha... can you imagine all of us at a party??? David sauntering around imploding conversations, Gail vaporizing right as the old geezers come running, you stopping a Broligarch in his tracks with a Succesion-esque zinger--while I correct his sputtering split infinitives??? Meanwhile, Perlmutter scripts the play-by-play as Kimberly films the action, and Career Mom codes a new video game where we're all RPG characters... that's WAY more fun than four more years of the Cheeto :)
Justice League of Weirdos: assemble! We’ll be unstoppable. Unflappable. Unimpressed and unreasonable!
The Code Mom. Can code a complex algorithm while simultaneously changing a diaper, answering work emails, and negotiating a playdate. She is wearing a power suit that's somehow both stylish and incredibly functional. Think: a sleek, form-fitting jumpsuit with glowing fiber optic threads that double as a makeshift baby carrier. LOL!
Oh my gosh, I stand in awe! I remember negotiating the playdates to be the hardest part of having little kids. I was only wrangling creatives at work--to be wrangling complex algorithms would have surely made my head explode! Do the glowing fiber optic threads that double as a baby carrier also charge your phone or laptop? Because I would think that would be a nifty feature as well!
hahah! yes, absolutely they double as a charger too :D
I am already Vapor Woman happily invisible in a universe where even old slumped over men with low hanging balls want to have sex. Thankfully they can't see me!
Hahaha... I am RIGHT THERE with you! No one has seen me FOR YEARS!
Indie Press Girl is legit my hero (clasping hands in front of chest while stars fly from my eyes.)
My superhero is Inside-out Tasmanian Devil aka the calm in the eye of the storm.:)
Oh, I LOVE that for you! And you were totally that person for me when I had my seizure in my living room in SF--the calm in the eye of a very big electrical storm :)
I will swoop in whenever you need. ;) Just maybe a bit less bloody please?
Yes, no more cosplaying Marie Antoinette, Scout's Honor! 🫡 :)