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She's feral on purpose. How to set your whole life on fire without even really trying! 😂
Pinky swear you can keep a secret?
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
17
November 2023
Oh, right Universe... You think I don't see you?
Ok, now you and the algorithm are just being performative.😂
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
19
Welcome to Love Actually Season! 😂 ❤️
It's a movie, it's a mantra, but above all... it's a much-needed moment.
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
19
Thursday Threads: A Very GenX Strand! Schoolhouse Rock... What was your favorite?
It taught us everything from civics to grammar (adverbs, hello?) to math to the planets & ran 7+ seasons. If you grew up with Saturday morning cartoons…
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
20
Breakup Pie! Two parts incoherent rage, one part artisanal spite & the darkest chocolate 😂
Plus, a SECRET ingredient in the crust that makes it extra flakey—just like HE WAS!
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
12
Thursday Threads: Mischief as superpower! What benevolent prank would you play?
Pretend you're Harriet the Spy or Amelie or a Rockefeller... What secret, good deed would you do or prank would you pull, if resources weren't an issue?
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
33
October 2023
Harriet the Spy is all of us. 😂
In which I plot against mad birds, tech bros, and tell a big, benevolent whopper...
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
15
Thursday Threads: What makes you feel alive?
Find out as Carissa Potter, Host of "Bad at Keeping Secrets" explores with author Catherine Price... How to feel alive again.
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
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Sometimes you have to don the catsuit and remind people who they’re dealing with... 🐈‍⬛
“You look like a big pickleball guy,” I said. We were not off to a good start. 😂
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
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Thursday Threads: What juicy conspiracy theory do you just WISH were true?
Spooky season is well upon us and lately, the truth is stranger than the strangest fiction. So fess up, you know there's at least one conspiracy you…
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
"She’s Feral On Purpose." 😂
In which I set the Patriarchy's dick on fire, tell Janet Yellen she's a Chaos Muppet & stan an epic Trad Wife... All while Jeffrey Epstein wanders into…
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
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Thursday Threads: What wonderful fake club would you make up? (Courtesy of Tone Knob)
The world is beyond awful... You just want to give everyone you know a field of lavender to lie down in for 7-10 days, so maybe a little magical…
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Alisa Kennedy Jones
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